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Today, Randy Bean, who has previously been linked to Condi Rice as “more than a friend”, clarified thier relationship for all of the inquiring minds.  Those same inquiring minds (read: nosy homophobic Republicans) did some homework and discovered that Bean and Rice (I cannot get enough of that, apologies) own a home together.  Bean dismisses this as a purchase between friends while speaking to Glenn Kressler:

“she had medical bills which left her financially drained and Rice helped her by co-purchasing the house along with a third person, Coit Blacker, a Stanford professor who is openly gay.”

So, in keeping with this line of thought, if Caroline and I were to go in on a real estate deal together, seeing as we are both hot, young, intelligent, UNWED WOMEN, it could be assumed that our realtionship was sexual in nature?  I love assumptions.

So, Condi hangs with the gays?  That makes me see a different side of her, especially in this quote from Kressler:

“After she became secretary of state, she came to a party at Blacker’s house, kicked off her shoes, and began dancing through the night to rock and and roll,” Kessler wrote. “Blacker, who is gay, wanted to show his partner how tight her behind is; he postulated that if he aimed a quarter at her butt, it would bounce off like a rocket. He was right. Rice, who was dancing, didn’t realize what he had done until everyone began laughing hysterically. She was flattered — and proud.”

Why did that just make me laugh my ass off?  I can totally picture someone bouncing a quarter off of the Secretary of State’s posterior.  While she sings, “I Will Survive”.  At JR’s.

 Gettin Back from Outer Space,

Teri

Heeeeyyyyyy!!!

It’s rainin’ men… fabulous gay Republican men, that is!!  The latest Gay Republican scandal (and yes, I am using a capital “G” and a capital “R”.  Its warranted  now.)  has opened that closet door another inch, boys, and my advice is BRING IT!!!!  Stop allowing the pressure of those boring hetero co-workers influence your votes on the issues that are important to YOU!!  You totally know that deep down, you deserve the recognition of your marriages, if not only for the tax break.  You need that extra cash for Pottery Barn procurements and faux finishes on your walls.  

BAND TOGETHER!!!  You all know who you are.  Puh-lease don’t try to fool eachother.  I know that Larry came up to one of you guys at least once and told you just how fabulous that your Hermes tie was, and you brushed it off like an average compliment.  You knew it, fellow Gay Republican.  You knew.  You knew and you could have totally hooked him up with your friend Mark that owns a hot little boutique in Miami, and he wouldn’t have had to resort to the Solicitation Shoe Shuffle in the damn airport bathroom.   

Get it together boys, and don’t force me to out you by sneaking “YMCA” onto the speakers of the Senate.  None of you can resist that pull.   It would bring you fools out, shakin it like Kevin Bacon in “Footloose”… (stop fantasizing about that RIGHT NOW, Foley!!)

Reserving Some Space at JR’s,

Teri Ann

ps- This is in NO WAY meant to offend.  I love me some gays.  I am actually in the market for a good gay friend, as my shopping skills are awful…  I have really fallen into dressing like a mom.  Email me, Larry. 

Yesterday, Larry Craig, the US Senator from Idaho officially withdrew from Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign after entering a guilty plea for an arrest over lewd conduct in a men’s bathroom.  Craig was arrested  in the St. Paul International airport bathroom when a plainclothes police officer was investigating reports of inappropriate behavior.  

What does all this mean? Well…in case anybody was wondering…Craig is a Republican and the party can’t take  much more. This would be the second homosexual scandal in the party in less than a year and also falls on the same day that Gonzales resigned. I’m sure that Craig’s Senate seat will be left open for a while. Can the Republican party take anymore? 

Caroline