If it were only painted red, white, and blue… I would like to know who the marketing genius is on this tawdry piece of equipment. That couple seems to really have rediscovered love now that they are safe from Al Queda at night…
Sleepin’ fine,
Teri
So, as I am still loving the Spitzer business, I have learned that the Lt. Guvvie of NY could break some molds if Spitzer resigns. He would be the first black governor of NY, and get this, he’s also blind. He even ran the NY Marathon!!! I have read some less-than-flattering criticism regarding some past “truth-stretching” on his part- ie, saying he passed the bar, was an ADA, and that he was born and raised in Harlem. Tomato, tomato. (That doesn’t really work when you type it, does it?)
I mean, I tell people I am the Queen of Sheba, provided it gets me a free cocktail. I’ll be at State Bar tonight… 
XOXO-
Dear Guvvie,
I have been in a slump, as yourself, apparently.
I have felt sooo bombarded by politicking that I have taken a sabbatical from the whole mess for a while, but I knew, KNEW, there would be a yummy little scandal that would pull me back into the swing of things… so I wanna thank you Gov. Spitzer -and might I say, what a fabulously Freudian name for this little scenario you are in… that’s gonna keep Leno, Conan, & Letterman going for a solid three nights- for getting yourself so stupidly involved in a damn prostitution ring. I mean, yeah, it sounds all classy with its “Emperor’s Club VIP” name, and I mean, if you are paying $1,500-$5,000 a tryst for it, these broads must have discretion, RIGHT? So much discretion that all of America knows that you were in Room 871 at the Mayflower orderin’ in hos like room service.
See, here’s where you screwed up, 9, you shouldn’t have gotten on your soapbox after the ring you took down in 2004… You should have just done the polite pat on the back and kept on truckin, but alas… here we stand. Keep your head up and proudly wear those black eyes that your wife hopefully gave you as a badge of honor as you fight against the wiretaps as and good politician would do.
Back in Black,
Terita Bonita
Ps- What IS that face he’s making?? Its very reminiscent of Mario’s evil twin Wario from Nintendo.
pps- This has to be the best freaking line from the New York Times article “The governor’s aides appeared shaken, and one of them began to weep as they waited for him to make his statement at his Manhattan office.” Someone get me a shot of that. I hope its a guy. Client Number 8, perhaps?
